November 2012
2 posts
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
October 2012
12 posts
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
story of my fucking life
Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
Oct 19th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
Oct 13th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
642 notes
What a fandom forgets at home
Supernatural fandom: Shit I forgot my salt gun
Avengers fandom: Shit I forgot my shawarma
Sherlock fandom: Shit I forgot my blogger
Doctor Who fandom: Shit I forgot my tardis
Harry Potter fandom: Shit I forgot my wand
Hunger Games fandom: Shit I forgot my bow
Teen Wolf fandom: Shit I forgot my stiles
Lord of the Rings fandom: Shit I forgot my precious
Hetalia fandom: Shit I forgot my flag
Durarara fandom: Shit I forgot my vending machine
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Shit I forgot my automail mechanic
Homestuck fandom: Shit I forgot my SBURB copy
Tsuritama fandom: Shit I forgot my fishing rod
Legend of Korra fandom: Shit I forgot my ship's canons
Tangled fandom: Shit I forgot my frying pan
Merlin fandom: Shit I forgot my manservant
Samurai Jack fandom: Shit I forgot my home
Time Squad fandom: Shit I forgot my Otto
Amnesia fandom: Shit I forgot my everything
Rise of the Guardians: Shit I forgot my beliefs
Once-ler fandom: Shit I forgot my sanity
Star Trek fandom: Shit I forgot my phaser
SPG fandom: Shit I forgot the Crystal Pepsi
Percy Jackson: Shit I forgot my pen
HHGTTG: Shit I forgot my towel
Cabin Pressure: Shit I forgot my decoy apple juice
Star Wars fandom: Shit I forgot my lightsaber
Community fandom: Shit I forgot my Dreamatorium
Kingdom Hearts fandom: Shit I forgot my Keyblade
HIMYM fandom: Shit I forgot my suit
NCIS fandom: Shit I forgot my CAF-POW
Hiddles fandom: Shit I forgot my Shakespeare anthology
Glee fandom: Shit I forgot my lyrics
Criminal Minds fandom: Shit I forgot Reid
Halloween fandom: Shit I forgot my spooky
Portal fandom: Shit I forgot my Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Gravity Falls Fandom: Shit I forgot my shota and mysterious book with the 6 fingered hand on it
MLP FiM Fandom: Shit I forgot my friendship
Young Justice fandom: Shit I forgot my clone.
Oct 9th
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Oct 9th
Oct 9th
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September 2012
9 posts
Sep 28th
747 notes
Sep 28th
176 notes
Sep 21st
36 notes
Love InnerMindTheater
phantomcosplay: loved their Young Justice Cosplay InnerMindTheater http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFHnJs4XJg&feature=plcp
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
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August 2012
2 posts
Aug 29th
Aug 21st
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June 2012
2 posts
Jun 27th
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Jun 13th
Jun 1st
May 2012
22 posts
May 31st
May 30th
May 30th
May 30th
May 20th
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May 20th
Reblog this if you hate your apperance, have self...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 13th
I fucking hate my life, hell I think ill take you up on you offer with the knife
May 5th
May 2nd
April 2012
40 posts
Apr 30th
76 notes